I'm Serious. As a Heart Attack.

1. Seriously, Comcast, why does our internet go out every five minutes necessitating the need to unplug and replug the coaxial cable every time I want to say boo?

2. Seriously, Rainer, yes, it's true, we put your crib in the attic. But PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD AND HOLY, that doesn't mean you have to start getting up two hours earlier EVERY day(before 6am) and losing your shiz by 10am and at The Y and in the grocery store and because I gave you too little or too much or too medium an amount of milk. G is starting to look like the rational patient one and you know I've already painted her out to be a pill enough times for people to start questioning me!

3.  No. Seriously. I can hear you. Take a nap. You are KILLING me. And if you wake up your sister (who IS napping, like a good little princess) I might implode.

4. Dude, seriously, I would call you a prince if you would close your eyes and sleep.

5. Seriously-seriously? Georgia rocked it at a doctor appointment on Tuesday. She used WORDS to let us know she was not exactly thrilled with the situation instead of breaking down or having a tantrum or even crying!! I was and am SO SERIOUSLY PROUD of her!

6. You know what I took seriously? That Y Fitness Challenge. A little brag? Our team won. And I came in 2nd place out of 41 people for most weight lost! Boo to the ya. Seriously.

7. Okay. Last thing. No, seriously. Fer realz. This is the last one. REALLY. I get it. I am a total nerdling.

Comments

[RK]

WAY TO GO, on the weight loss!! Wanna come mentor me?!?

And yeah, you already know how much I GET what you're seeing with Rainer... seriously.

[Jen]

Congrats on the weight loss! Hooray for G using words! And Rainer, um, yeah...he'll get through this stage. :)

[Inger]

Nice job on the weight loss.

[Nora Sawyer]

Congrats on getting into shape! I really need to hit the ol' gym. Or at least go for a long hike this weekend!

[maya]

yay Georgia!
SO awesome!